How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
Bringing this back in light of another american govt shutdown
i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients
And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏
Uh Oh
I got a bad feeling about this
You and me both Rainbow Dash
not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons
do NOT get me started on this fucking thing. it’s the “greasy food” moodlet. from when you eat food at a food truck. for some fucking reason
